sexhaver:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

the funniest thing i’ve ever heard on a multiplayer online game period was when I was playing competitive overwatch and this dude took THE LOUDEST AND LONGEST bong hit i have ever heard and then said completely without context “my mom’s boyfriend is pressing assault charges against me.” “why” “for assaulting him” 

iloveyoucallmeback:

do i go on a walk or do i go bat shit insane

flourmill:

kristina100000:

you will never be stable… that is for horses

cartoonfreack:

revenantbird:

dvond:

chongoblog:

I’m honestly so FUCKING sick of callout culture. Everyone’s taking everything I say out of context so it looks like I think Coolsville sucks!

gaybudtender-deactivated2021081:

check out this great video i made 3 years ago :-)

gaybudtender-deactivated2021081:

snirff

gaybudtender-deactivated2021081:

blep